February 2012
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
You'll know you're ready to be in a relationship...
capricioussmiles:
this makes no sense.
this makes perfect sense to me hahahaha
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Valentine's day 2012
I watched a loved one be laid to rest. I watched my parents grieve. for once, I genuinely did not think of myself while I was thinking of another person. my conceit caused from years of introspection was shattered in a place halfway around the world, a place I was just at today.
maybe it wasn’t the most tact way,
but for the first time, it’s done with. I feel like a little kid trying...